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• Wham bam thank you, ma’am, my questions are anwsreed!

  September 18, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today, I found out my roommate has been using my bar of soap to shower with. I came to that conclusion after I realized there were short curly strands of hair on it. One being that they’re his hair color and not mine. Two, I’ve kept myself shaved for the past several months. FML

  June 14, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• my little brother delete my facebook account as prank. I make new facebook and send all request to my friends to add me. Now, they are thinking that i’m scammer. FML

  June 14, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• My name is bihbuisuhfd….FML

  June 14, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• My living arrangement plans for next year have just been completely destroyed because I stupidly put my trust in a selfish jerk who cares only about himself. FML.

  June 14, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• i cheated on my girlfriend, now she’s dating my bestfriend. FML

  June 14, 2011 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 11:35 pm on July 11, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    dumbass

  • Anonymous 8:58 pm on July 18, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    *scoffs* yeah….fuck YOUR life

  • ur a cheater 9:01 pm on July 18, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    hahahaha fuck YOUR life stupid cheater

• Today I agreed to a lunch date tomorrow with a girl who asked my friends if I was single. Just now her relationship status changed to “in a relationship” and it’s not with me. FML.

  June 14, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today I agreed to a lunch date tomorrow with a girl who asked my friends if I was single. Just now her relationship status changed to “in a relationship” and it’s not with me. FML.

  June 14, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• 80% of my roommates have been gay. And yes, I can hear them having sex in the shower. And I just ran out of weed. FML

  June 14, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today I agreed to a lunch date tomorrow with a girl who asked my friends if I was single. Just now her relationship status changed to “in a relationship” and it’s not with me. FML.

  June 14, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I started this semester with a pledge to bring up my grades, I just skipped two days of classes to pwatch LOST, and play Minecraft, and LOL
  I am RIT
  FML

  June 14, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Dear freshman in my suite: you’re not home anymore, so that means you should take some decency into account and not piss and shit with the stall door open. FML, the 3rd year stuck in the dorms again.

  December 29, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I’m stuck at RIT for the break. fml

  December 29, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I am kinda bored and seen the guy over the bed. He started to playing on his balls in the front of me.. I am asking him r u ok? He said what the hell am i here for? LMAO

  November 16, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 4:36 am on November 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Playing on his balls? What kind of tunes? Can he do “Rhapsody In Blue” for me?

• I just finished my Bachelor’s degree without ever having a girlfriend. FML.

  November 16, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +10 / -1