So I was watching a copy of Twilight: New Moon with my girlfriend. Quality kinda sucked, but she was fine with it. Well, right when Bella and Edward were about to kiss, a scene from a gay porno started playing. My girlfriend got so upset. My roommate saw it too. FML.
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i went to the gynecologist today and the only other person in the waiting room was the professor i hate the most. 30 minutes of sitting across from one another in a room devoid of magazines, waiting for the vag doc: FML.
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damnthatsucks
i wish i could +100 this
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i like vag
fuck your like is right.
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ew
i can only hope you saw the doctor before your prof, and then told him that while you had been waiting, she had told you, in depth, all of the inappropriate thoughts she had about the doctor while she and the nurses while examining her. You’d probably never have to worry about her again.
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dixiepixie
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh. my uterus screamed when I read that.
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Today, I saw this really hot girl signing to her friends in the elevator. I proceeded to tell my friends how hot she was and which way I’d tap that. She got off and told me that I couldn’t handle doggy. She was hearing. FML
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Anonymous
Totally deserved.
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FailAgain
Ahahahah that was me, hello again!
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z77findx
You should have flirted back.
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huh
OWNED!
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Today, I read all the FMLs on the site and saw that they were all about the stupid nerds at this school. I laughed at them. Then I realized, I go to RIT. I’m a nerd too. FML.
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Iwrestlewalrusesforaliving
no john
you are the nerds
and then john was a nerd
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superpigfucker666
dude, fuck your life
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Today, I finally got enough courage to say something to a girl, I go up to one I’ve seen around, only to have her sign something back to me. FML
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naenae
hahahahaha learn sign language then!
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Sarina1119
AWESOME!
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SilentEars
Hey im deaf myself. and a guy whos hearing liked me. but sweet of him, he learned ASL for me now we can communicate!
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lala.
oh, its me who you went up to.
FML.but really, learn sign language then you wont lose your chance ;]
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Today a girl showered in the boy bathroom. Upon learning about this the guys on floor decided that now the gender barrier is broken so they’re going to use the girls bathroom. They then decided it would be funny if they peed all over the seats so the girls can’t sit down. I am a woman. FML
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IamNoOne
I was not one of them but I am sorry on their behalf. Hey want to go out sometime?
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Iamsomeone
LOLZ!
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Sandy
You mean Kate? You do know she has a penis, right? We forced her to shower in your guys’ restroom since we don’t want his dick in ours.
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Anonymous
Is this the Sol Heumann Hall?
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We have a fucking Quidditch Field. What the Fuck.
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Lee
really… maybe I should head over to this school
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harry Potter
wheree?
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I sneezed while studying in the library. A girl peered over the desk separator and said “excuse me could you not sneeze as loudly please, some of us are TRYING to study.” FML
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Uhhh....sir
Clearly you don’t know sarcasm.
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i go to RIT….Its Winter Break and I HAVE HW!!! FML
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ech
me too… due the 24, the 1, and the 4….
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Anonymous
that sucks lmao…. mine is at least due the monday we get back
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Anonymous
I had a test when I came back
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my roommate doesnt shower and plays counter strike all night every night. FML
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college
Enemy Spotted.
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Anonymous
my roommate plays runescape
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Anonymous
Shit you must of got my roommate from first year
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Annoying
FRAFRAFRAFRAGRAG OUT
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Today, I really needed a beer to drink, but I didn’t have any. My mouthwash had 26% alcohol in it, so I drank the whole bottle. After I drank it, my roommate told me that he had beer. FML.
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Drew
There needs to be a You Deserved It button.
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Drew
I hope your obituary is funny.
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Today at lunch I was talking about how I would “bang” a girl in my Math class. Sure enough my friends imply to look behind me. I look behind me and she’s right there about to say “hello”. She says nothing and leaves. FML.
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So today I was over in the engineering building and I really had to take a shit. So I get in the stall and apparently some guy shit his pants and hung his shit-covered boxers on the hook on the stall door. I hate people. FML.
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I was eating a ravioli at gracies and i bent my fork trying to cut them open.. FML
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dear rit, thank you for letting your fms people in my room and letting them get away with spilling soda all over my desk, ruining irreplaceable pictures and my cell phone. i greatly appreciate it. sincerely, a very pissed off student.
Moonie 7:54 pm on December 7, 2009 Permalink |
Director’s cut maybe?
Anonymous 9:58 pm on December 7, 2009 Permalink |
yeah who cares about bella x edward, bella x jacob
edward x jacob is where it’s at
Iwrestlewalrusesforaliving 8:05 pm on December 7, 2009 Permalink |
Serves you right
Codemaster 9:51 pm on December 7, 2009 Permalink |
I don’t see anything wrong with this. That’s how the movie goes.
O_O 9:51 pm on December 7, 2009 Permalink |
You mean you didn’t pay the MPAA? Or was this in legit theatres?
Either way, did you suddenly have a craving for ballpark weiners?
college 6:10 pm on December 8, 2009 Permalink |
I know the man who made this cut. He is a great man.
Anonymous 12:54 pm on December 11, 2009 Permalink |
he’s a genius.
Tulleh 2:26 am on December 10, 2009 Permalink |
Wait, it WASN’T a gay porno to begin with?
wug 2:27 am on December 10, 2009 Permalink |
thats not an FML thats a supermassive win
mitch 3:38 am on December 13, 2009 Permalink |
epic winzorz!!!
Ryzor 2:01 am on December 15, 2009 Permalink |
*Spoiler Alert*
bella is actually a man