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  • RIT will hire a less qualified, less intelligent girl before they will hire a guy any day of the week. FML

    September 6, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +1 / -2

     
    • Ninjarc 10:55 pm on September 6, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Hey we need our womans around here. If giving them a job makes them more primed to say. All the better. You want vaginas hanging around, you gotta give’em priority.

      • Anonymous 3:57 am on September 15, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        This is exactly the problem with most people at RIT. They think that girls are so amazing that they put them up on a pedestal. I really dont get it. Sure there are some girls that are amazing but most have just as many problems as you think you have.

    • O.o 10:11 pm on October 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      It’s kinda sadly true though. And it actually makes those of us who legit *are* more qualified seem like we only got the job because we’re girls. It’s like, instead of ending sexism they found a way to be sexist to both genders.

      They think they’re doing us a favor with all their pretty statistics but they’re really devaluing us.

  • Class starts tomorrow.

    September 6, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • I got accepted to co-op with a fabulous company for fall quarter, but I am seriously thinking of reconsidering so that I can watch Humans vs Zombies.

    September 1, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +6 / -0

     
    • anon 7:26 pm on September 6, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Get your priorities straight son.

  • just found out my dorm has no internet, no furnishings, and my roommates cant be contacted fml

    September 1, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • I called housing and repeated three times I wanted to cancel my housing contract. Fall semester starts and it’s come to my attention I have a room, a mailbox, and a meal plan all set to go despite the fact I’m suspended. FML

    September 1, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • I wwent to my dorm withv my mum my. Roomie was masturbating fml

    August 19, 2010 | 6 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +8 / -0

     
    • Pow 9:57 pm on August 29, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I dont think a masturbating roommate is your real issue. How did you manage to even get into college typing like a 12 year old sending a text message.

      • anon 9:08 am on September 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        I agree with Pow, should of had your mum spell check for you.

        • Robs 2:37 pm on September 10, 2010 Permalink

          Should have* had your mum spell check.

      • neech 11:23 am on September 12, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        At least he spelled “masturbating” correctly.

    • Ninjarc 9:54 pm on September 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      That would be a great way to meet a new roommate. I guess you can say its safe to assume he’s a real jerk-off…

  • Greg Pollock just became SG President. FML.

    August 19, 2010 | 4 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +8 / -17

     
    • Greg's Fan 6:56 am on September 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Hey! What’s wrong with him being a SG President? I honestly think he is a great person.

    • Greg 3:23 pm on September 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      God help RIT… ;-) — Greg

      • RITheory 7:05 pm on September 17, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        So what the hell happened?

        • Anonymous 12:37 am on September 20, 2010 Permalink

          Hard to say bud.. but that’s a good question to ask Phil someday. — Greg

  • My boyfriend won’t have sex with me because he’d rather play Call of Duty. fml

    August 8, 2010 | 6 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +3 / -2

     
    • Anonymous 2:25 am on August 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Seriously sit down with him and talk this shit through. Tell him that you don’t want to leave him but if this doesn’t end you will have to and that the game wont be going anywhere. Obviously don’t threaten to do something unless you are actually going to go through with it but unless you talk to him clearly in a way that cant be misinterpreted then this problem will never go away. Once you stop being passive-aggressive about it you will see results.

      The thing about my last relationship that caused the most issues was that neither of us talked about what was going on. So make sure you don’t do what happened to me.

    • Previous-MakeSureYouTalk-Commenter 2:27 am on August 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      On a less serious note. If you don’t end up working out with him I would be more than happy to help out on your situation ;P

    • sugarbaby 10:35 am on August 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      only at RIT

    • Anonymous 6:35 pm on August 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      This post has shown up HOW many times now? FML.

    • anon 1:51 am on August 12, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Gurl, he’s taking you for granted. either you make him to pay more attention to you, or dump his ass to the curb.

      • Anonymous 12:31 pm on October 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        You don’t know the whole situation. For all we know, OP’s boyfriend spends all his time with them, so he just wants to play video games sometimes. Open your mind to possibility.

  • I havent even gotten there yet and I dont know where I can get a haircut when I need one, FML

    August 8, 2010 | 5 Comments | Post Comment
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    • Anonymous 11:22 am on August 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      There’s a place over the plaza by Wegmans; there’s a Lady Jane’s around somewhere; just google map, search RIT then “barber” in search nearby.

    • PsychicSword 2:21 am on August 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      There is a place on campus if you cant find a ride but there are a few places near the mall you can go to. Personally I go to supercuts because it is easy and my haircut isn’t exactly that complex. The only thing to know about RIT is that it is right near pretty much any store you could ever think of. Some places need a car(or a bike/long walk) to get to but you can make it there fairly easily.

      Also if you are looking for things to do stop by the EGS weeklies and play some video games. We have console gaming(with supplied consoles) and a byoc LAN party each quarter.

    • Anonymous 1:14 am on August 11, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      fuck u

    • anon 1:55 am on August 12, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      There is place on campus in the basement of the SAU next to the Ritz.

    • Anonymous 8:55 am on September 14, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      but im black, do they do it in the ritz?

  • I got accepted for a research grant for the summer. Then I realized that my professor was a complete ass. But I couldn’t quit because I had signed a contract. FML

    August 8, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • I just got dumped, because I didn’t want to “share my feelings”. FML
    But then someone sent me this video:
    http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/take_you_home/?xrs=orea_craig_youhome
    MLIG!

    July 31, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
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    • zizzle19 3:32 am on August 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I watched that video. FML

  • Secured an apartment for the next two years; but now I’m stuck at RIT when I want to transfer closer to home. FML

    July 15, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +2 / -2

     
    • You Suck 8:57 pm on August 6, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Well you should have thought of that before you secured an apt for 2 years

    • Anonymous 9:41 am on August 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Why not sublease it?

  • its already over a month into the summer i was supposed to have housing 3 months ago and im still in temporary i call and the guy at housing tells me it will be about another month (july 19) when they will be finishing up putting the temps into permeant housing, FML

    July 15, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • It took me 7 years to get out of the friend zone with this girl I really dig, and she’s 250 miles away from home and even further away when I’m at RIT. Hooray, LDR. FML.

    June 13, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +4 / -3

     
    • DisregardthatIsuckcocks 1:40 pm on July 14, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      OP here – I’m not even gonna pursue it. Just don’t wanna deal with that.

    • Anonymous 12:08 am on July 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Find a new girl

      • OP 12:32 pm on August 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        that is my ever-present goal.

  • i just graduated from RIT and got an awesome job. i had an awful GPA and i partied for ALL 5 years. RIT sucks nuts but it doesn’t mean you can’t have fun – you need to be able to make it what you want. anybody bitching isn’t even trying. you’re all doing it wrong. fml… oh wait, my life is awesome.

    June 13, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +20 / -3

     
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